Girdhari ........A New Kid On The Block.......

Do you know him. Who .Oh you don't know ...Well he is our  boss, and we call him ...The legend ...the only Courageous man alive....The "GIRDHARI ". So here we are telling you about the new discovery of the millennium,the only God of planet  LEBANON…..we call it a distinct charm,an unknown place somewhere in universe, planet of Girdhari .

So here we are and let me tell you ,my ways to handle the boss….oops sorry Girdhari……….  

It is a bright possibility that your boss is a hard-worker, he stays back every day. He can be a great communicator- he speaks with charm, and have a boatloads of charisma, his bosses and superiors adore him.

But at the same time, it is also possible that he’s stupid(my case). He can’t get even a simple job done on his own, repeating the same mistakes every time. He’s a slow learner, repetitively questioning your work unnecessarily, insisting he’s right over and over again.

And at the end of the day, he’ll take all the credits, UN.be.known to his superiors that your boss is nothing without you.

And I understand how this annoys you. Your work becomes 10 times more complicated, the arguments and repetitive briefings mean it took longer time to finish even the simplest tasks, and it all ends up with him getting the compliments .

As usual, you can stop this.

Here is what you can do …..

Plant time bomb in your work

In your report, plant some intentional errors that he, because of his naivety, won’t detect. Let’s hope the report gets submitted to his Girdhari and they notice the mistakes and tick him off for submitting a report full of flaw…which obviously proves that he’s incompetent, or someone else is doing his job and he didn’t know how to check.

Sabotage his meetings/presentation

If you prepare materials for his meetings and presentations, always leave crucial but basic information out of his slides, files or notes. When he’s in the middle of the meeting/presentation, he’ll come to a complete halt because of those omitted simple facts. This will publicly prove that he doesn’t have even the basic knowledge, and will trigger an inquisition into his past work and credibility.

Flaunt your credentials everywhere

Use your cubicle as your gigantic resume: hang your professional certificates,  technical credentials, your discoveries..anything that speaks you’re technically more qualified than him in every single way possible.

Always use jargon's to speak with him in public

He’ll struggle to keep up with the technical side of the conversation, and will try hard to prove to the others he knows what he’s talking about, looking like an idiot all the way.

Let’s hope this combo of awareness will neutralize him out of your way- let’s hope he’ll learn some respect for you.